Upstairs Realty
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I'm probably guilty of it, but "thoughtfully"
Words you're tired of seeing in listings
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"Impeccable"
Upstairs Realty
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I see a lot of "stunning"ly bad kitchen design, specifically horrible stove placement and huge refrigerators with no adjacent counter space. I guess it doesn't matter as much in open kitchens which actually get used for cooking a couple of times a year, but...
Upstairs Realty
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We could talk about kitchens ad nauseaum (which I believe is Latin for "kitchens that make my stomach hurt just looking at them.")
I remember a couple of years ago, bringing a potential buyer into a newly renovated townhouse in one of the then-recently rezoned hot areas of Brooklyn -- Ocean Hill, maybe? -- and seeing a refrigerator that was so fitted into its little cubbyhole THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR.
I do have to admit, I was "stunned"...
I remember a couple of years ago, bringing a potential buyer into a newly renovated townhouse in one of the then-recently rezoned hot areas of Brooklyn -- Ocean Hill, maybe? -- and seeing a refrigerator that was so fitted into its little cubbyhole THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR.
I do have to admit, I was "stunned"...
Upstairs Realty
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"bathed in sunlight"
ooh good one! lol
Michael Baker
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Anything with "in the heart of _______" or Centrally located. When you search either, listings are scattered in the entire neighborhood.
Upstairs Realty
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I just got an email from the listing broker of a postwar Junior 4, which has one exposure facing the brick of another building, and is virtually staged. As far as finishes, the photos show a framed shower door in the bathroom and what appears to be Porcelanosa tile in the kitchen. The descriptor? "Stunning."
Description reads "Stunner
with Airplane & River Views"
with Airplane & River Views"
Upstairs Realty
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It s/b "helicopter;" everyone knows that.
I think 35 years ago at City Spire was the first time I saw a helicopter flying below the apartment I was in.
"Massive"
Especially when the ***Massive Price Reduction*** is from $1,625,000 to $1,599,000.
Especially when the ***Massive Price Reduction*** is from $1,625,000 to $1,599,000.
Not a word but, this unit was taken off the market 5 days ago
https://streeteasy.com/building/74-grand-street-new_york/ph and relisted with an altered unit number:
streeteasy.com
https://streeteasy.com/building/74-grand-street-new_york/ph and relisted with an altered unit number:
For Sale: 74 Grand St. #LPH in Soho
74 GRAND STREET #LPH is a sale unit in Soho, Manhattan priced at $6,995,000.
streeteasy.com
"Just listed" on a one month old listing.