These F@#king Guys....

Posted by urbandigs

Tue Apr 20th, 2010 02:24 PM

A: Ahhhhhh Jon Stewart, never disappoints. Ehh, I need some afternoon humor as this data work is driving me crazy. The project is in the final stages of development after a major structural upgrade with source data, but unfortunately we will not be able to get this up by May 1st. I'm hoping the delay will only be a week or two. Hang in there and please know that content will be light until this mission is accomplished!

So, can someone explain what these guys did to cause the SEC to take such drastic action against the firm that does 'gods work'?

Explanation #1: "Lets treat GS as if it were an antique car dealer, an exotic car dealer..."

Explanation #2: "If Im buying a meal from you, I want to know that the meal is actually nourishing for me when I give you money that you are not selling me a poison meal betting that I am going to die.."

Explanation #3: "Its sorta like the Mets playing the Yankees, but the manager of the Mets gets to pick the Yankee lineup.."

Explanation #4
: "When you buy a used car you want to buy one that is certified right? So you buy the car and it breaks, they shouldn't have certified it as being certified, because it wasn't...my used car analogy, do you think this explains to folks what was going on here?"

Classic.

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